Let’s think of a salad as a party (in your mouth, which they can be if the right dressing is applied). At this party we have lettuce, the people that ALWAYS show up to parties, the people you don’t really remember but you’re still kind of glad they are there.
Next we have carrots, carrots are your friends, your buddies that you mostly only see when you throw parties, but you’re cool with that.
Then we have cucumbers and bell peppers. They are colorful and really make you glad that you have such cool interesting friends, you’re really happy they are there telling stories adding flavor and handling keg stands like champs.
Finally we have tomatoes, they are the worst. Tomatoes are the guys or girls that you probably hate, just absolutely hate, but everyone else is just kind of “eh” towards them so you can’t properly or effectively release your passionate enmity. Fortunately as long as you can keep them in another room or at the bottom of your bowl you’ll still have a good time.
